Okay so I went to the docter right,and she had me do some pretty strange things. First, He made me gag on a stick. when i asked why she told me it was to make sure i didn't have strep or something. Yeah right. I bet she was laughing on the inside as she shoved a popsicle stick down my throt and watched me gag. Then she had me sit on a table. I don't know about you but i was always told not to sit on tables. But i did it any way because this woman was ovobiously a few snowflakes short of a blizzerd (if you know what I mean) and my mom told me to. Then she assulted my knee with a hammer. Okay a small-ish hammer, but still. And my mom just sat there reading a magizine as if this were normal or something. Then the docter shoved a cone shaped hammer into my ear. WHAT'S WITH THIS CHICK AND HAMMERS. and looked really closely at it. What a werido. then she put this like cloth hand-cuff thing on me and then started squeezing this werid red ball-y thingie. the cuff got tighter and tighter untill it really hurt. And her excuse was that she was checking my blood persure. How does hand cuffing me help check my blood persure!!!! then she told me I was healthey and told me that I could leave the torture room. I think that the docter did all that stuff to eventually take over the world. Why me? you might ask. Because I have super powers that I have yet to discover and the doctor disabled them. I told my mother that the docter needed to go back to medical school or the mentel instute. My mom looked at me funny and told me that the docter did everything right.
Hmmmm......So she's with her too.....
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14 years ago
10 comments:
My doctor does the same thing,
maybe their all plotting together to take over the world..
ya my grandpa is in on the plot hes a doctor 2 and he does all that stuff plus make u pee in a cup
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?! not you, alfrada. the xomercedes person, dude, thingy........
Wait I know never mind i know who you are now.
Once I had to pee in a cup too. It was way beyond gross. Supposily it's to make sure you have enough iron in your blood. WTF does that matter for?
idk but i always end up missing the cuz sorry if thats a little tmi
LOLZ i remember now...I hate the doctors office but the dentist is even worse. You go there WAAAYYY more often. And don't even get me started on the eye docter! Once he told me that he could see what I ate for breakfast 2 days ago through my eyes! Now that's probably not true but still...gross, right?
Any medical place freaks the crap out of me. I cant stand being in hospital for more than an hour or I start shaking
Hospitals aren't near as bad as the freaking old people homes. they smell bad! At least hospitals have gift shops (its like some person goes home after a long trip and gives their kid a wheelchair replica from the "Cheyenne Hospital" LMAO)
well yeah but still
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