Things that annoy the crap out of me

Hey everyone, sorry i haven't written anything for a while, too much homework.

So anyway I have been super annoyed with people this week. So being the nice person that I am (which, by the way, is starting to get old. I'm about to start throwing things at people soon) I'm going to write a list of things that annoy me instead of accidentally on purpose kick a soccer ball at their head.

1.When people who have no right to boss me around but they do anyway.

2. When people are so self absorbed that they think the reason their boyfriends don't come to school is because they're pissed because their phone was taken away and they can't text the girlfriend.(yes, a girl in my gym class actually said that)

3 When girls get mad at one grandma because she only gave her 50 dollars instead of the 100 dollars that her other grandma gave her. (same girl)

4. When people say children should be seen not herd. That is a total violation of our rights as Americans. But my sisters and I found away of making adults wish they never said that. If you can't be herd, be seen. Dance in the middle of a restaurant when they say that. Make faces. do whatever, but don't talk or laugh. We did that in the middle of the country club and my dad never said it again.

5. When teacher constantly yell at kids when they do nothing wrong. One time during drama, we were playing a really stupid inprov game and my twin and another girl went first. My twin couldn't think of the words fast enough so the drama teacher yelled at her. Not just once or twice either it was constantly yelling. Me and My twin don't cry much, but Mrs. Drama Teacher yelled at her so much that she stated crying after she sat down. She didn't sob, but she did tear up. Lizzie has a very fragile self-confidence, it took a lot of courage to step up on the stage first, and Mrs.DT just drove a semi over her self-confidence. If I was a drama teacher, I would not yell but help people without raising my voice. I think yelling should only be used for discipline. That was just flat out heartless. If she ever does anything like that again I'm going to yell at her. I don't care if i get ISI or the worse part in the play. She shouldn't be aloud to do that.

Another Abby Charr story

So, today in gym class we were spilt into two teams to play kick ball. I was on team one so i went to ask Kati if she was on team one as well. Abby Charr was standing next to Kati and she was all like "oh, your on team 1. Oh" in a sad way and she looked at the ground then she gave me one of those super fake smiles. (which really makes her look bad because she has an adnormally small head) I was about to give her so smack but then a girl asked if i wanted to swich teams and i did because one of my best friends in gym was on that team. And because both of us lack atheltic talent and competitivity we stood in the back bad mouthing Abby and informeed other althleticly disabled girls what a jerk she was. Most of the girls agreed. The others did not know her so they did not want to trash someone they didn't know.
Abby has also made it a point to call any girl that hangs out with me a prostitute, slut or any other undeserved names. I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HER!!!! NEITHER DID ANY OF MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She also sperds rumors about me. One of my friends who had math class with abby (i pity her [my friend not abby]) reported the rumors to me and some of them made me cry. (P.S. I don't cry all that often hte only reason I have cried more than 10 times these last 12 months is because 3 inportant someones died and well, the jerks). I don't know why she does this to me when all I did was eat some stinkin' tater tots.
Boy, if i knew that a serving of tater tots would cause me so much trouble I would of smashed them in her face.

Things I Love

1. God cause he made ice cream
2. My friends (you guys ROCK) shout out to my best Friend, **you make me happy**
3. cell phones (TEXTING!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!)
4. Anything my Meg Cabot (Her books are amazing, I can't get enough)
5. The twilight series(it's turning into a movie EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
6. Prince Caspin (in the moral words of lizzie 'you could be blind and fall in love with him' and the movie rocks)
7. Ever After (Drew Berrymore mixed with Cinderella. It doesn't get much better than this)
8. Disney World (um.....DUH!!!!)
9.Anna Rodney(yeah i know your going WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!. but your supposed to love your enemies.)
10. Abby charr (ditto)
11. trees (their pretty)
12. waterfalls (ditto)
13.music (the non-stupid kind)
14 movies (no blood and gore or rated r stuff and no stupid stuff.)
15. My bed (it's cozey in there)

A Trip to the Doctor's office

Okay so I went to the docter right,and she had me do some pretty strange things. First, He made me gag on a stick. when i asked why she told me it was to make sure i didn't have strep or something. Yeah right. I bet she was laughing on the inside as she shoved a popsicle stick down my throt and watched me gag. Then she had me sit on a table. I don't know about you but i was always told not to sit on tables. But i did it any way because this woman was ovobiously a few snowflakes short of a blizzerd (if you know what I mean) and my mom told me to. Then she assulted my knee with a hammer. Okay a small-ish hammer, but still. And my mom just sat there reading a magizine as if this were normal or something. Then the docter shoved a cone shaped hammer into my ear. WHAT'S WITH THIS CHICK AND HAMMERS. and looked really closely at it. What a werido. then she put this like cloth hand-cuff thing on me and then started squeezing this werid red ball-y thingie. the cuff got tighter and tighter untill it really hurt. And her excuse was that she was checking my blood persure. How does hand cuffing me help check my blood persure!!!! then she told me I was healthey and told me that I could leave the torture room. I think that the docter did all that stuff to eventually take over the world. Why me? you might ask. Because I have super powers that I have yet to discover and the doctor disabled them. I told my mother that the docter needed to go back to medical school or the mentel instute. My mom looked at me funny and told me that the docter did everything right.

Hmmmm......So she's with her too.....

The Adventures of Horse Girl: Episode 2

Galloping at the speed of light, neigh-ing far and wide, freaking out people far and wide, Raised by wild horses. Everyone's favorite super Zero, Horse Girl.Okay this is about the same girl in the adventures of horse girl: episode 1. If you haven't read it yet, get on the move on people. This is clearly labled Episode 2. I can't waste all my blogging time or space filling you in. so move those mouses to the first episode and THEN you may read this on. And move Move, Move we got a agenda to keep up with. jeezFor all those people with more than half a brain cell. here's some more on the super zero. So as I said before Heather (aka horse girl) was in my gym class. Along with my friends; kathey, toby, kristen and hannah (not the alfreda Q. muffin hannah but a differnt one) and olivia. like I said before, olivia went to school with heather up until 4th grade. One day Heather was absent. So with out our usaul live entertainment, olivia shared some memories with us.So anyway olivia and heather were in third grade. Ahh, third grade, the start of olderhood no longer primary and when you should stop telling people you were raised by wild horses. Well, not for Heather, she would not let olivia forget that so called fact. (just a little fact, Olivia is not a freak, well at least not in that way. olivia is just to nice to tell Heather to bug off. luckley or last years gym class and this blog would not be half as funny). So anyway olivia got so annoyed with her saying that all the time that she when up to Heather and told heather that she was raised by wild wolves. Heather said that they must be cousins. Then for the rest of the school year she told everyone that she and olivia were cousins.
Once, olivia's parents made her go to heathers brithday party. A sleep over to be exact. Olivia, Heather and heather's two cousins were the only people there although Heather invited every girl in their class. Anyway, Heather had a completely horsified room. The bed had carvings of horses, there was horse wallpaper a million stuffed horses and a rocking horse. Heather's two cousins were just as werid as heather. At on part of the night (after heather told them every stuffed horses name and they had "hay"(cheese) pizza), Heather and her cousins were pretending they were horses and were galloping around the horse room when heather's mom (who olivia said did not l ook a day over 94) told them to take their pills. After that it was a blur of neighs and whinnies.

Tune in again for THE ADVENTURES OF HORSE GIRL

Closterphobic

I'm not sure if I spelled that right because I suck at spelling and all. but. Anyway, Today in my drama class we were doing turst exersises. Which I really suck at because (1) in my book, everyone is unturstworthy untill they prove themselves otherwise and sometimes there after. (2) I am some what closterphobic. I hate being in school all day where your packed into little rooms with 20-28 other people inside and most classrooms don't have windows, which is worse because then I can't even imangine being outside. so by the end of the day my hand is shaking like crazy. But anyway, we were doing turst exercises in drama and one of those exercises' was wind in the willow. Wind in the willow is where you have somewhat large group (6-8) of people. All but one of the peole make a circle by standing shoulder to shoulder (this is a bad thing for me because[1] I hate being touched [2] I was standing next to one of the grossest kids in school. and [3] the whole closterphobic thing) Then the One person will stand in the middle of the circle. The person in the middle must sway around in the circle with their feet planted on the ground. Because o fmy zero trust thing nad the closterphobic thing this was a living nightmare.

Flat out Wrong

Okay being mean to people is wrong, right? But going completely out of your way to call someone a name is just plain stupid. I mean calling someone a name after they do something when their sitting near you is one thing. But getting up (1), walking across the gym (2), Disturbing a conversation that had nothing to do with you (3), and then calling a innocent person a name in front of all their friends is really just heartless. (jeez I don't even like think about that much effort even if it's for a good reason. Jk) I mean seriousley, you could accomplish so much good in that time. Okay not really because (1) if a person does do stuff like that then I doubt they can do much good anyway and (2) there's really not much you can do in 7 minutes but you get the point. If people put as much energy into being good as the do into being mean the world would be a much better place. If their were no more Anna Rodneys or Abby Charr and the Tater Tots stories to be told, I would be a very happy person. (and when I say no more Abby Charr and the Tater tots stories, I don't mean no more tater tots, I mean less Abby Charrs. What kind of sick twisted person would want a world without Tater Tots???!!!)
Just a thought to leave you with. (the being mean one not the tater tot one, the tater tot one will give you nightmares)

The Adventures of Horse Girl: Episode 1

So last year in gym there was a really werid girl in my gym class and I don't usally call people names mainly because I don't want sink to Anna or Abby's level, But this girl is a serious freak. Kathy, Kristen, Hannah, Olivia and Toby were also in my gym class and all know the weridness of Heather. Olivia had gone to school with Heather untill she left in fifth grade.(we all decided that she must have gone to a mental instiutute for a while) and had background info. Heather told us on countless occasions that she was raised by wild horses and had two kids. One was 9 and the other was 12 (keep in mind she was only about 13). When we had to run around the gym, Heather would gallop and, I know it's mean and stuff but every time we saw her we would neigh like a horse.One time we were playing Hoops in gym. It's a really lame game where you shoot a basket and then hand the ball to the next person in line. Well, heather was on me and Kathy's team. Heather instited she go first, when we told her Anthony was going first, she had a temper tanturm. So our gym teacher told us to let her go first so she would stop screaming (yes, it was that bad) So anyway, Heather missed and went to go cry in the corner about how nobody loves her. But then The gym teacher said that if she didn't play the game she would have a time out (yes, a time out) so Heather got up took the ball away from Kathey and thru the ball in the same general direction as the basket. Being that I was the next person in the line and I was to lazy to get the ball, I told Heather she had to get the ball."Don't tell me to fetch! Im not dog!"Heather yelled"I didn't tell you to fetch, I told you to get the ball"I answered"Same thing""whatever, Heather"So after that Kathey and some others barked and neighed when we saw her.There are a million stories I could write about Heather but I will entertain you some other time with more Adventures of Horse Girl

Abby Charr and the Tater Tots

Okay another jerk story. So I was sitting at a new table because I was wanted to mix things up a little so insted of sitting with Becca and Leah and bunch of my other friends, I went to sit with my other friends Hannah and Erica and a few people I didn't know. That's when I meet Abby. At first, I thought she was nice. I said hi to her and everyone else. One time Tami asked if anyone wanted her tater tots. My tater tots had been cold and burnt and hers were some what perfect. So I asked for them. I didn't know that it was a unwritten rule of the Square Table (haha get you know king Aurther.... Never mind) that Abby always got the extra sides. Abby started giving me nasty looks when I sat down. A few weeks later my Dad announced that our oldest dog, who was older than me, had to be put down. The day that my dog was going to be put down I sat down at the table when Abby came up to me. I didn't hear the first part of what she said because the caf was loud and she was turn a little in the other direction( and well, Because I don't usaully pay attention to what she says because usually deals with how her parents won't buy her some designer thing or another) .and she would only tke quick glances ant me(which means she has a inkling of shame, Unlike Anna Rodeny). Then she looked me in the eye and said that "they" didn't want me sitting there. (Erica later told me that everyone else liked me and abby was the only being Abby) So I said okay (unlike the annoying seveby) and moved back to my other table feeling worse than I did before. (and that was pretty bad) My whole table agreed not to ever talk about abby in a good way at that table again. My older sister saw what happened and went to chew Abby out. Although I told her not to because I could handle my own problems. I cried that night because I will never cry in public unless someone I turely cared about died. But anyway, since then Abby has been telling people I'm a slut and I'm a jerk and I'm stupid (which is soo not true because I have a 4.0 GPA and higher grades than her) the rest of the year. I wouldn't tell any teacher about it because of what happened. So I just grinned and bared it when she called me names to my face (which I told no one about because then it would seem like I'm begging for attention) all because I ate some Tater tots. Jeezum

An Annoying Seventh Grader

Okay to most peole this is going to seem a little mean, but this chick annoys the livin' crap out of me. (most of this is true, the really snotty things are not)Let me tell u a story of an annoying seveby. ....When lunch came around(which is after my frist 3 motified classes and a help study room) I sat with Rachel Tami, Aubree, Hannah, Becca, Lara, Leah and a bunch of other eigth graders I sort of know (I'm too good to sit with normal seventh graders). I started to eat without taking my retainer out as always, and added to the collection of other food that was stuck in my braces that I never brush. I spilled kethup on my sweatshrit, I whipped it off with a tater tot. After I finished my food, I started to take stuff from the people sitting near me. I thought this was halarious, but the others gave me drity looks, they don't have a senseof humor. oh well, I'll teach them to have one. The bell rang so I progressed to more of my motified classes.....The next day I sat at the table we sat at yesterday. but no one was there. I guessed they were all in line. About half way into lunch, no one showed up. I looked around the caf and they were sitting at a differnt table. I went to join them and reminded them to tell me next time they switched tables. A few girls rolled their eyes, I guess they don't like responisability..... the next day after I sat down at our new table, Hannah, Tami, Leah and some other girls told me total bogus excuse that I need to eat with some other seventh graders "who are you going to sit with when we leave,Cassie" I know there just jellous because I'm so perfect, how can they not love me.So I told the principal. She talked to them. Most of the girls are giving me nasty glares,oh well, They need to learn how to deal with jelously...** I know that's mean and stuff but She can't take a clue and she's relly annoying. You don't have to deal with her.

A Freaky perve

Okay so me, and my friends Tami, Lara and Rachel were walking home from school one day and we see our friend Toby and two other guys up ahead. So we went to go walk with them. One of the boys left to walk down a different street. So the other guy, Landon starts going all sexual harassment on us (us being me, Rachel, Lara and Tami. Toby is a guy (well, duh) and therefore not being sexually harassed. Although was pretty sure Landon's gay) by saying stuff like "want to suck my dink" and "who's coming to my house tonight" by which we replied politely with puke faces and gagging sounds and comments on how we had already been to a circus this year and no great want to go to another one. Then he asked which one of us wanted to 'hook up' with him by a fence that, by the way, was surrounding my old elementary school were my two little sisters are currently attending. Me and Lara eewwed out. Tami called him a sexist pig and Rachel advised him not to flatter himself. Then his Mother or aunt called him and he ran off, which I thought was halarious. I think his theme song should be "Does your mother know" from Mama Mia because he's kind of like Pepper. Toby talked to Landon about it because Toby is like my brother (we even look alike) and we now have a very complicated plan Called hit and hit. If he hits on us then we literally hit him. /we'll see if it works.

Intro

Okay, so heres the deal. Their is like a lot of people who either annoy the freaking crap out of me or are just flat out mean. And there are a few perves, too. I am not hte kind of person who goes up and telles them i think their crap. so I will be writting about them to blow some steam. All of the things I write about people is the cold hard truth. (unless I tell you other wise) i will also being writting about my freinds and funny events that happen to me. I will also be posting my beliefs here, too. so sit back and enjoy.

Anna Rodney

Yes, hear the name and termble folks. Okay not really because that's not her real name because even though I think she deserves to be stocked and stuff, unlike her, I'm not that kind of person. So anyway, Anna and I have been going to school together since, like, kindergarten. She has made my life miserable since then. On the first day of kindergarten she called me a mean word( the actual name she called me is not clarified because i can't remeber it but I do remeber crying about it for hours after school because even then I didn't like to cry in puplic) before I even had had a chance to say hi. And since then she has made me feel like a freak just because I was taller than everyone eles. If you made a joke she did not entirely agree on she would call you a freak and tell you that you laugh werid and should not do so in public (IN THRID GRADE!!!!) When we went to a picnic in the park for a fifth grade feild trip. I was playing frisbe with my best friend when Anna came up to me told me I was a cow. I was about to make a remark on how much of a brat she was when the teacher called us in. what kind of person dose that kind of thing. I don't care what's going on at her house people should have the common decencey to keep unconstuctive coments to themself. And when I told my teacher about it in he took us both in to the hallway and had us talk about it. Anna acted all perfect and stuff and I don't know how but she got him think that it was my fault that she called me a cow. I got in trouble by telling the teacher. He said that I wasted class time (although it was the second to the last day of school and we were doing nothing but talking) and that perfect little anna would never do anything like that with out a reason to. Then he put my name on the board(which is a bad thing in that class) and most of the class was angery at me because no one had gotten their name on the board for a week and we were suppossed to get a prize that afternoon and I had ruined it for them because I told on a person how was making my life and many others miserable. This is why I never tell adults anything and deal with my own problems which makes my mom think I bottle things up and I have anger mangement issues. Which I don't because I have put up with crap like this for years and from many differnt people.And I only deal with about a forth of it. I don't suggest being freinds with her unless you have a perfect body, you're insanley pretty and have no werid quorks, no matter how small, because she will find it and blow it out and tease you of it for the rest of your life. I've seen her do it to me my friends and people I have no clue who they are so watch out for the AR.