Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Adventures of Horse Girl: Episode 2

Galloping at the speed of light, neigh-ing far and wide, freaking out people far and wide, Raised by wild horses. Everyone's favorite super Zero, Horse Girl.Okay this is about the same girl in the adventures of horse girl: episode 1. If you haven't read it yet, get on the move on people. This is clearly labled Episode 2. I can't waste all my blogging time or space filling you in. so move those mouses to the first episode and THEN you may read this on. And move Move, Move we got a agenda to keep up with. jeezFor all those people with more than half a brain cell. here's some more on the super zero. So as I said before Heather (aka horse girl) was in my gym class. Along with my friends; kathey, toby, kristen and hannah (not the alfreda Q. muffin hannah but a differnt one) and olivia. like I said before, olivia went to school with heather up until 4th grade. One day Heather was absent. So with out our usaul live entertainment, olivia shared some memories with us.So anyway olivia and heather were in third grade. Ahh, third grade, the start of olderhood no longer primary and when you should stop telling people you were raised by wild horses. Well, not for Heather, she would not let olivia forget that so called fact. (just a little fact, Olivia is not a freak, well at least not in that way. olivia is just to nice to tell Heather to bug off. luckley or last years gym class and this blog would not be half as funny). So anyway olivia got so annoyed with her saying that all the time that she when up to Heather and told heather that she was raised by wild wolves. Heather said that they must be cousins. Then for the rest of the school year she told everyone that she and olivia were cousins.
Once, olivia's parents made her go to heathers brithday party. A sleep over to be exact. Olivia, Heather and heather's two cousins were the only people there although Heather invited every girl in their class. Anyway, Heather had a completely horsified room. The bed had carvings of horses, there was horse wallpaper a million stuffed horses and a rocking horse. Heather's two cousins were just as werid as heather. At on part of the night (after heather told them every stuffed horses name and they had "hay"(cheese) pizza), Heather and her cousins were pretending they were horses and were galloping around the horse room when heather's mom (who olivia said did not l ook a day over 94) told them to take their pills. After that it was a blur of neighs and whinnies.

Tune in again for THE ADVENTURES OF HORSE GIRL

2 comments:

Lizzie said...

Ha harrdy har har

Aubree said...

wow lizzie, i wish i was as creative as you