Post 21 (I think)

More random stuff, because I love random stuff.

NEW DRINKING GAME!!!!!!!!! When ever any one says (or calls me) "hole in the mountain" (Mr. science) "No one cares" (Mr.history {sign language or other}) or "are you guys twins?" Me and Lizzie are going to pretend we're drinking. Not actually, because we are under age goodie two shoes so we'll act it or drink water. I think it is so much fun! But I'm also i spaz.


My great-grandfather Knew WILLIAM WRIGHT!!!!!!! My grandpa told me that last night!For those of you are a little slow in history (cough, cough,Toby) The wright brothers had the first successful flight that lasted 90 seconds. I SHOULD BE IN THE STARS HOLLOW MUSEUM!!!!! (Gilmore girl thing) . Since I'm a history freak, I am uber excited.

I also said I was going to post rules on my blog. So here they are.

1. No being eigth-grade-boy stupid. If you were in my drama class, you would understand.
2. No insluting the author (me) unless in good nature. Mercedes has an issue with this.
3.no hitting the author while reading this blog. Lizzie has a HUGE issue with this one.

That's all for now. Love u all!!!!!!

I"M WINNING WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am winning the blogging race! I may not be too good at running, or basket ball or soccer or.... you know, if I keep listing everything I 'm not good at then we will be so off topic. so anyway, no matter how much I suck at other things, I'm like an Olympic blogger. I'm almost hit 20 posts in two months! YAY!!!! so you all can go stuff your heads in your hands and cry like the losers you are. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! oooooo that was like really mean. Sorry, competition brings out my ugly side. :)

Moving on. So my math teacher was telling us a story of when she took her 3year old son to Home Depot one day. So anyway they were walking around the store when a little person (dwarf) walks in. Mrs. Math knew that her son would say some thing about her, so she was trying to get him away from there. But it was too late. The son yells "look Mommy! It's an ompalompa" I just thought it was so cute.

I guess Abby Charr wants to be Friends or something. Friday I wore french braid pigtails to school (I wanted to match Toby) and she comes up to me during gym and is all like "nice pigtails Aubree they're really nice." and like four people have asked if I liked Abby Charr. So I guess she sent out spies or something.And when I said no, they asked why, so I told them. One girl had the nerve to say that she was doing a good thing by kicking me off the table. Um, how can publicly insulting people by doing something like that be a good thing. My friend also told me that Abby only did that because she felt sorry for me. If you feel sorry for someone you do not A) kick them off the table B) spred rumors about them, (Just a pointer for you.) and she tried to convince me that Abby liked me. Do you remember what happened with the soft ball teams during gym? Yeah, if you like someone you don't do that kind of thing. I don't know who this girl thinks she is, because in my eyes she a little pin-headed brat who's small head should go stay in a toilet

Halloween

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I love Halloween! My dad hates it because he says it's a made up holiday, but I don't really care about his opinion on such topics because he also doesn't read fiction books. All he reads are war stories and political crap. Anyway, I love Halloween. If you haven't already figured it out, I'm on a sugar buzz at the moment and the room is spinning, that's why I'm more off topic than usual. But anyway, Tonight is our school dance. School dances are usually a 7th grader thing, but I haven't been to a dance before, so I'm going tonight. EEEEEEE!!!!! (oh wait I already did that) . Since me and Lizzie are getting braces in a few weeks, my mom bought us candy that we won't be able to eat in a few weeks. So I had so much sugar in the last hour that it isn't even funny. I'm like vibrating. I think I beat my words per minute typing score. Plus my unofficial ADD is kicking in full blast. (ooo shiny object) Those of you who know me know how i play with the hair ties that I wear on my wrist, The ones that drive Mrs. Choir teacher crazy, yeah well I can stop messing with them. OH WAIT!!!! We were talking about Halloween, right? Okay back to topic. I love looking weird(NO SMART ALEC COMMENTS ABOUT MY FACE, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE IT"S PRETTIER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!) and candy and walking around (I can't stay seated for very long) Halloween is perfect for me. It makes everyone around me scared and annoyed, because i start moving at ME HYPER SPEED and since I'm 5'10" I look like a mountain on crack. But I still love to do Halloween. OH I was reading Dear Abby the other day and it was about how people didn't like how adults and teens go trick or treating. I was all PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!! If I have to take my little sisters and walk them around in the FREAKING COLD AND SNOW (not that I mind if I get a costume) AND NOT GET CANDY I WILL BE PISSED!!!!!! Halloween was made for everyone to get free candy. If your going to be a butt hole about it, go stick your heads where It belongs, IN THE TOILET!!!!!! ooooh that was kinda of harsh.

Random stuff

Okay here is a bunch of really random stuff.

So there is this girl in my gym class, she is lots of fun and stuff and we also joke that she huffs pixie-sticks (long story). But anyway she is always singing this weird song called the no-no square. It go like this: "Stop! don't touch me there. This is my no-no square.(this is where she makes a square from the base of her neck to mid-thigh) (I forgot the words to this part of the song) No means No!" Then all of the people in our gym class will clap and say 'great abstinence, Kati' We have a lot of fun in gym when we don't have to run.

So me and Lizzie's youth group went to the corn maze on Saturday. One of our friends from church who we have known literally all our lives, went too. She knew that two of her friends wanted to go, so she invited them so they could hang out and she could hang out with us. So she told our youth leader that they were coming too on Sunday before so that she (our youth leader) could arrange seating. We were low on transportation and she needed to know who was coming before hand. So anyway we arrive at the church and we found our friend standing with three girls. I knew that she had invited two of them, but I knew that the other girl was one of our friend's least favorite people in the world and that she didn't even go to our church. Our friend pulled us aside and told us that one of the people she invited had invited the other girl without telling anyone, but she wasn't sure which of the invited girls invited the un-invited girl. So anyway, everyone got there okay because there were two seats left. So we drove down to the corn maze which was about 45 minutes away. I don't know if you know this, but I have a touch of unofficial case of ADD. So 45 minutes in a car is long for me. Lizzie was sitting shotgun, I was sitting behind the driver, our friend was sitting across from me, and the three other girls were sitting in the back row. They kept poking us and taking my hat and other annoying things the whole way down. I had to resist the urge to turn around and call them a bad word. Anyway we got to the corn maze, the three girls wanted to race in the maze.We said that it would be funner to do the maze last when it's dark and creepy. but they were already heading into the harder maze. So we took the easy maze, thus (he he cool word) we ended far sooner then they did. So after waiting ten minutes we called them and the said the just did the half a way question. And because we did not want to wait another 30 minutes for them, we went to do other stuff. We met up with them again when they ended the maze and went to have dinner, which was hot dogs roasted over a fire. I took us much longer to roast our, so they left. We didn't mind, we just went and did the long maze because it was dark and creepy. Then we did all the other stuff we wanted to do. and when it was time for us to go, we climbed into the car. The other three said we were ditchers, but soon forgot about it and started poking me and taking our stuff. (ooh my favorite song is on. This is the anthem, throw your hands up. Yell if your feel me, sing if your with me You, don't wanna be you. sorry I'm a spaz.) So anyway, We are all very pissed with them. Just a tip, don't EVER bring an un-invited guest to a party that is hosted by Miss Manners, she'll faint. It is very un polite to bring someone to a party or an event who was not invited. If any of you do that to me I will kick you out of my house. I can't stand it.

I already know....

I am quite aware that i am a spaz and that i like disney movies to much ( although in my opinion you can never see a disney classic to many times). Also realize that i tend to giggle and do other odd stuff at random times. Thus proving that i am sa spaz and that fact is not going to change anytime soon. So deal with my spaz-y-ness. By the way i think some of all of you are spazy too.(cough cough Pinkfrog, lizzie.........okay all of you people.) But i love all you so it's okay. We can all be serious spazs together. YAY!!!!!!!!

hehe

I just found out that if you hold down the wheel-y thingy then move it around, it glides around the screen. hehweheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheehehehehehehehehehehe hehehhehhehehhe ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehhe ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehhehhehhhehhehhehhehehehehheeheehehhe.
Sorry I'm a spaz


Okay anyway, BFF buddy Rachel (now pinkfrog) got a blog. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, go check it out on pinkfroggotproblems.blogspot.com.

By the way, GILMORE GIRLS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If you never seen that show i pity you. [and if you have seen it and you didn't like it, i will tape you to a chair and make you like it{unless your a guy, cause guys don't like that sort of thing}])

Have any of you seen Miss Congeniality? It is like one of the best movies I have ever seen. I think I'll do a reviwe on it.

Yo Peeps

A Few Notes for my other bloggers

1. WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME???!??!?!?!?!?!?!(she said with a Big Fat Greek wedding accent.) If your all going to leave you should tell me. I love you guys but if we're not going to do this any more, I not going to wast my time. (but i do like blogging, i think it's fun). I know that we all have lots of homework, because all of the teachers (or at least most of ) are slave drivers. I had 20 pages of homework a few nights ago, no joke (4 math, 11 science[it was a packet], 3 theory sheets from choir, 1 in history, 1 in English). But doing this once a week would be cool little hobby.

2. Have you realised how much school sucks at the moment? I know that little kids in Africa would love to learn to read and stuff but when will we ever need use pre-algebra. If you can use a calculator your set.

3. Don't do drama ever. Don't get me wrong, I love to act. Me and my sisters put on plays all the time. But the drama teacher at our school is a (insert your own really bad name here). She is one of the people who need to stick their head in a toilet and leave it there. I really don't like the way she treats the students. She is always yelling and insulting people.

4. I have been some what P.O. lately with certian people. So if you get the butt of it I'm sorry. Unless your a certian twin who is pissing me off.

thats all. thanks for listening, or reading this.

Aubree-ism

A few sayings that I made up. Some of them are kinda lame.

1 "When all else fails, blame Toby" **J K**
2 "Warnings come once, then you get the wrath of my flying monkeys. WAHAHAH"
3 " OHMYDOUBLECHOCOLATECHIPCOOKIES!!!!"
4 "If you want quite, go to a nursing home. My room was made for loud music"
5 "If you get between me and my chocolate doughnut you might not come out alive"(this is actually a Mona-ism. She said this to a nutrition specialist at a hospital. Don't underestimate her love for chocolate doughnuts.)
6 "Do you need a new brain? That one is is getting kinda of rusty"
7 " **hem** sorry to interrupt this heart fest but NO ONE CARES"
8 " Who died and made me Miss Sympathy?"
9 "Life without sarcasm is like a tuna and spinach casserole without salt"
10 " I bet you think 2+2 = you, too."
11 "If your going to talk about me, at least get more than FOUR FEET AWAY FORM ME!!"
12 "You know what would be great? If you went stuck your head in the toilet and left it there."
13 "It's bad enough you only have half a brain cell, but do you have to act like the Queen of the world, too?"
14 "Call me when you find the other half of your brain. I would love to meet it."
15 "When did you become Queen of the world? I don't think i got the announcement"
16 "EEEWWWW!!! PDA ON MY LOCKER!!!!"
17 "now I know where all the vanity went"
18 "Life is a one time thing, so go get one"
19 "Last time I checked, you weren't the only person on earth. SO SHUT THE HECK UP ALREADY!!!!!!"
20 "...................."
21 "I have a voice that will not be quited. So go shove the 'children should be seen and not herd' theory up your butt. I'm not a trophy for a reason"
22 "I'm not scared of robbers. Let them take what they want, it'll come back to them later in life. But if anyone wakes me up at 2am they better be ready for some skull crushing"
23 "Common sense is becoming a rarity in your case."
24 "I love cats as much as the next person...... if the next person also hates cats"
25 "Every tunnel has to end, and every starless night has a dawn so just keep fighting till you get there."
26 "The screams of a broken heart will eventually die. so don't die hearing those screams"
27 "If every door closes, and a window doesn't show, don't wait for them to be opened for you. Go open them yourself. This is the 21 century, we've been opening doors for centuries. GET WITH THE PROGRAM PEOPLE!!!!!"