Aubree-ism

A few sayings that I made up. Some of them are kinda lame.

1 "When all else fails, blame Toby" **J K**
2 "Warnings come once, then you get the wrath of my flying monkeys. WAHAHAH"
3 " OHMYDOUBLECHOCOLATECHIPCOOKIES!!!!"
4 "If you want quite, go to a nursing home. My room was made for loud music"
5 "If you get between me and my chocolate doughnut you might not come out alive"(this is actually a Mona-ism. She said this to a nutrition specialist at a hospital. Don't underestimate her love for chocolate doughnuts.)
6 "Do you need a new brain? That one is is getting kinda of rusty"
7 " **hem** sorry to interrupt this heart fest but NO ONE CARES"
8 " Who died and made me Miss Sympathy?"
9 "Life without sarcasm is like a tuna and spinach casserole without salt"
10 " I bet you think 2+2 = you, too."
11 "If your going to talk about me, at least get more than FOUR FEET AWAY FORM ME!!"
12 "You know what would be great? If you went stuck your head in the toilet and left it there."
13 "It's bad enough you only have half a brain cell, but do you have to act like the Queen of the world, too?"
14 "Call me when you find the other half of your brain. I would love to meet it."
15 "When did you become Queen of the world? I don't think i got the announcement"
16 "EEEWWWW!!! PDA ON MY LOCKER!!!!"
17 "now I know where all the vanity went"
18 "Life is a one time thing, so go get one"
19 "Last time I checked, you weren't the only person on earth. SO SHUT THE HECK UP ALREADY!!!!!!"
20 "...................."
21 "I have a voice that will not be quited. So go shove the 'children should be seen and not herd' theory up your butt. I'm not a trophy for a reason"
22 "I'm not scared of robbers. Let them take what they want, it'll come back to them later in life. But if anyone wakes me up at 2am they better be ready for some skull crushing"
23 "Common sense is becoming a rarity in your case."
24 "I love cats as much as the next person...... if the next person also hates cats"
25 "Every tunnel has to end, and every starless night has a dawn so just keep fighting till you get there."
26 "The screams of a broken heart will eventually die. so don't die hearing those screams"
27 "If every door closes, and a window doesn't show, don't wait for them to be opened for you. Go open them yourself. This is the 21 century, we've been opening doors for centuries. GET WITH THE PROGRAM PEOPLE!!!!!"